I have been remiss is introducing you all to the newest Shoreham Inn family member (though if you ‘like’ us on Facebook, you will have met her) -
Meet Ermintrude!
She’s one of the Cows Come Home cows that were in and around Burlington last year and Dominic and I became enchanted with the idea of a cow in the back garden. And so we set our sights on a few we liked, Ermintrude always being our favorite, and then waited for auction time. The auction proceeds went to benefit The Vermont Campaign to End Childhood Hunger, so even better as far as we were concerned. A few we liked started to get too expensive for our blood, but Ermintrude steadfastly remained within our budget. The final day of the auction coincided with us being in Mexico with friends, so we had a very funny evening in the lobby of our resort (the only place there was a wireless internet signal) huddled around Dominic’s netbook, realizing that we needed to explain to Bruce that we were not buying a real cow (after he asked one too many questions about whether we had space for a cow, what do cows usually cost, and how do you care for cows – we thought he was being funny the whole time, he is a stand up comedian after all, but in fact he had somehow missed the fact that this was an art cow) and counting down to end of auction time in Burlington. You never saw a bunch of people from LA so excited about a cow. We toasted her with crazy tropical cocktails afterwards.
The next best bit, which I missed, was Dominic picking up the cow from a warehouse in Burlington and having to figure out how best to position her in the bed of our 1985 Chevy truck (with plow already attached) for the ride home to Shoreham. He finally decided on lying down, with her head peaking out of the bed. Wow, I wish I had a photo of that. He said the looks he got at traffic lights were pretty priceless.
And home she came. We had a brief flurry of names until Ermintrude really became the only contender. She’s named after a cow called Ermintrude from a TV program Dominic grew up with called The Magic Roundabout – one of those TV shows that only could have been made in the UK in the 60′s and 70′s. And we love her. We were exactly right, she looks great in the garden, particularly striking in the snow, though she will also look lovely surrounded by green grass. Welcome Ermintrude.

